By Denis Campbell
Only party leaders and media pundits seem to care that 27-member countries of the European Union head to the polls Thursday through Sunday of this week to vote for the entire 736-member European Parliament. The UK and indeed Europe faces the lowest recognition election in the history of voting. “Election, what election, there’s [...]
European Election Time! Woo-Hoo! or Ho-hum?
Posted on 31 May 2009 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: 34% turnout in 2004, 4th story, 60-Senate seats, backlash from the MP expenses row, BBC The Politics Show, big five, BNP, Brussels, changed his party affiliation, Council of Ministers, election, Eluned Morgan, Europe, European Commission, European Parliament, European Union, France, Germany, Glenys Kinnock, Greens, Italy, Jill Evans, Jonathan Evans, Lib Dems, Party of European Socialists, Plaid Cymru, Spain, sparsely attended Republican primary, Strasbourg, UEN, UK, UKIP, US Democratic Party, US Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, Wales
Masters of the Universe No More
Posted on 13 December 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: 000 times their workers, 000-2, 1987 book, 1st Q on Wall Street barons could have a huge global fi, all notions we could gladly see end up in the dustbin, amusingly and obscenely rich characters (formerly) runn, bankrupt Lehman Brothers, Bettridge Jewelers on Wall Street, Canary Wharf is a ghost town, CEO’s being paid 1, collapse after 1st borrowing millions against its paper, Consigned Couture is doing a bumper business reselling, could be good for all of us, death of obscene stock price based compensation, Denis Campbell, East Hampton Airport on Long Island traffic is down 35%, Greenwich CT has 55 houses for sale asking $9 million d, homes and private schools leveraged to their eyeballs o, ignoring the long term picture for the health of the co, lemon tarts, managing for the short term of this quarter, Maserati in every driveway, Masters of the Universe, Masters of the Universe No More, New York City, New York City’s mayor Bloomberg is seriously worried ab, Notting Hill, panic amongst the ultra-rich, panic could rise even higher, projected a shortfall of 20% and once bonuses are annou, reaching alarming heights, so thin one could actually see their skeletons if they, so-called ‘middle’ managers worth ‘only’ $5-10 million, social x-rays, taking down retailers and charities, The Bonfire of the Vanities, Tom Wolfe, traffic selling off jewells to make mortgage payments, UK, Vanity Fair’s Michael Schnayerson’s essay, women so young and stunningly beautiful/perfect hanging
By Denis Campbell
NYC suburb, Greenwich, CT has 55 houses for sale asking $9 million dollars or more. Staff at East Hampton Airport on Long Island, a scene of private Gulfstream jet gridlock, says traffic is down 35%. Bettridge Jewelers on Wall Street, sees traffic mostly selling off jewells to make mortgage payments. It means deals on classic pieces [...]
Tough for Convention Telly Abroad
Posted on 26 August 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: 4 in the booth, 4 minutes behind last night, Abroad, Access Hollywood, amazing online HD Player, bad hair days, BBC, Bill O’Reilly, BSkyB, C-Span, CNBC, CNN, Convention Telly, DNCC, four terrestrial Dutch (and three German) channels, FOX, Good Evening Wales, HD, hundreds of choices, John Stewart, Keith Olbermann, leg muscles atrophy, McCain, MSNBC, NASA like array, obama, poker 24/7, rip-off quiz call-in shows, Rupert Murdoch, rural Eastern Holland, satellite dish, Sky News, Sky+, streaming live convention feeds, sync up, taping on SKY+, telly makers, three shows run in the background, tired of them both, Tough, UK, US Congressional elections
Ten years abroad and I have to say it is getting better. I now have C-SPAN and MSNBC streaming live convention feeds on each computer, CNN is taping on SKY+ in case Mr. Sandman calls before 5 am local time. The DNCC have an amazing online HD Player for streaming video that is better than [...]
Buy a Car Get a Free Handgun
Posted on 02 August 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: $250 in petrol vouchers, 2010, BBC, Ben Verwaayen, bitter, British Telecom, Broadband, BSkyB, BT, business boost, Butler, car dealership, consultants, David Cameron, Ford, free handgun, General Motors, Gordon Brown, home communications platform, interactive, Keltec .380, Labour Party, live, Mark Muller, marketing opportunity, Max Motors, Midwest, Missouri, movies, obama, photon cannons, pollsters, pop-up video game array, PR, programmes, Radio 5, real-time, Rupert Murdoch, similar promotion, Sky+, telephony, Tesco, Tesco Supermarkets, UK, USA
The BBC reported a Missouri, USA car dealership offered a promotion where if one buys a car or truck, they can get either $250 in petrol vouchers or a free handgun. UK laws forbidding gun ownership aside for the moment, if they were to change, could this be a marketing opportunity for businesses in the [...]
UK “Eco Towns” Attract Strange Bedfellows
Posted on 14 July 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (2) | Tags: ASDA, build/promote Eco-towns, David Cameron, disruption, Eco Towns, eco-town, ecologically smart homes, environmental policy, Green projects, Guardian, investor interest, lightning rods of controversy, Ministry of Defense, Nottingham RAF base, opposition leader, Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Prince Charles, retail establishments, Royal family, schools, speculation, Strange Bedfellows, Telegraph, Tesco, Tories, Tory, UK, worry, zero carbon footprint
A centrepiece of Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s environmental policy is the active building and promotion of so-called Eco-towns, specially designated areas of land upon which specially designed zero carbon footprint ecologically smart homes, schools and retail establishments will rest. Green projects have attracted enormous investor interest but the six-month long collapse of the home mortgage [...]
Thank You Keith Olbermann for Both Inciting Right and Left
Posted on 11 July 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: 22-minute national newscast, ABC, annoying, Appointment telly, archive, balance, BBC iPlayer, BBC News, boring, brave new world, Brian Williams, Brighton, brutal, bulls**t meter, but did you like it?, CBS, CNN, combining cable and network, cynical, disagree without becoming personally disagreeable, double entendres, e-magazine, England, every 3-5 minutes, expert, feedreaders, few bugs, flogged to death products, forced to watch adverts, FOX, honest, Ian Shaw, impressed with his/her language skills, Inciting Right and Left, inside joke, internet, Keith Olbermann, limits of blogging, milquetoast, movie reviews, MSNBC, MSNBC.com, mute the player, NBC, news franchise, News when I want it, Nightly News, no opt-out, one-dimensional, open, playlist clips, podcasts, raw emotion, real dialogue, ripped and read, Tech savvy folk, Tiffany broadcaster, Tom Brokaw, tone of reaction, truth, UK, US, use technology to help in ways never thought possible, Web convergence, wider and faster pipelines
Talking ‘With’ Rather Than ‘At’ Each Other on the Campaign Trail
This e-magazine had its busiest day ever last week by mentioning one man’s name – MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann. I happen to like the guy and his work even if he periodically goes off the emotional deep end. Keith is mostly honest, open and brutal and [...]
Constitution Squeaks Out 5-4 Win… UK Scrambling
Posted on 26 June 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: Brown, Cameron, Conservative, Constitution, Crown Prosecution Service, Exxon Valdez, George Bush, Ginsberg, Gitmo, Guantanamo Bay, Jack Straw, just a damned piece of paper, Law Lords, liberal, one-armed economist, organised crime, President Truman, right wing, Scalia, special renditions, Supreme Court, Thomas, torture, UK, witness protectino programme, yobs
There was a time when those selected to sit upon the US Supreme Court would vote 9-0 to affirm the document upon which their position was formed as one of three equal parts of the US government. The UK court system was also paralysed yesterday when Law Lords ruled against the use of anonymous witnesses [...]
The Spring, 2008 Irrelevancy Tour
Posted on 16 June 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: 218 days, 5-4 decisions, Air Force 1, Angela Merkel, dinner, EU, G-8 Summit, George W. Bush, Gitmo, Gordon Brown, Guanatanamo Bay, habeus corpus, Her Majesty, Iraq, Michael Corleone, Newt Gingrich, Number 10 Downing Street, obama, Pope Benedict, Queen Elizabeth, tea, Terminal 5, The Godfather Part 3, this could cost us a city, UK, UK troop withdrawal, US Constitution, W, Windsor Castle
The George W. and Laura Bush EU farewell tour continued yesterday in the UK. After tea with Her Majesty at Windsor Castle, it was time for a lavish dinner with Gordon Brown at Number 10 Downing Street where the main topic was please, don’t pull your troops out of Iraq before my term ends. Prime [...]
SUV Sales Run Out of Gas, Airlines Ground Jets
Posted on 05 June 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: $4 a gallon, Cadillac Escalade, CNBC, delta, Jet A, northwest, oil prices, RyanAir, SUV, UK
The 2008 Cadillac Escalade EXT SUV weighs 7,200 pound (3.5 tons), has a 403 hp, 6.2 litre V-8 engine, gets less than 15 miles (4 miles per litre) to a gallon of petrol and the tank is 31 gallons or 119 litres. At today’s UK petrol price of £1.17 per litre it would cost £140 [...]
Abstinence Pledge - How About Openness vs. Wishful Thinking
Posted on 25 May 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: abstinence pledge, Bill Clinton cigar, sex education, The Netherlands, UK, wishful thinking
Yesterday afternoon my wife said the two older kids (8 and 7) were talking about where babies come from and how one gets pregnant. Kids think very linearly and there is a beautiful simple innocent directness to how their minds link all questions and answers.
My daughter asked if one needed a boyfriend to get pregnant.
My [...]

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