By Madeleine Begun Kane
Nothing brings out Republican hypocrisy like a nice, juicy U.S. Supreme Court vacancy. Take Karl Rove, for instance, on Obama’s potential nominees to replace Justice David Souter:
Karl Rove rails against the possible nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor because “her opinions…have been very liberal.” But when Sandra Day O’Connor retired, Rove said the [...]
Karl’s Roving Standards
Posted on 04 May 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (1) | Tags: Bush, David Souter, Hypocrisy, Judiciary Satire, Karl Rove, Madeleine Begun Kane, MadKane, obama, Republicans Humor, Sandra Day O’Connor, Sotomayor, Supreme Court
TweetCast of Presidential News Conference
Posted on 30 April 2009 by Denis G Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: 100 Days, Air America radio, Ana Marie Cox, News Conference, obama, Primetime Presser, The Daily Beast, Twitter
There will be no shortage of media analysis of last evening’s milestone Presidential Press Conference. A new phenomenon is the use of Twitter to fill-in the blanks behind the scene.
Ana Marie Cox http://www.twitter.com/anamariecox or simply @anamariecox for Twitter followers is National Correspondent for Air America Radio and contributor to both The Daily Beast and The [...]
Rudy’s Family Values and More Republican Hypocrisy
Posted on 22 April 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (0) | Tags: Annulments, Constitution, Dissent, divorce, family values, gay marriage, Giuliani Limerick, Madeleine Begun Kane, New York City, obama, Reagan Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Perry, Same Sex Marriage, Secession, Texas Humor, Treason
Two new limericks by Madeleine Begun Kane
Rudy’s Family Values
How to become a GOP family values champion:
1. Marry your cousin.
2. Pretend you didn’t know she was your cousin.
3. Get your lengthy marriage to your mystery-cousin-wife annulled.
4. Marry someone else, have kids, then cheat on your second wife very publicly and notoriously while you’re New York City mayor.
5. [...]
Dogged FOX Journalistic Truths
Posted on 16 April 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (0) | Tags: Bo, cable, First Dog, FOX, Gingrich, Glenn Beck, Journalism, Kennedy, Malia & Sasha, Media, obama, Portuguese Water Dog, Predictions, press, pundits, Richard Phillips, Somali Pirates, White House Dog
By Madeleine Begun Kane
(Two new, hysterically funny limericks from Mad Kane - Ed.)
Fox News “pundit” rants always look foolish, especially when they’re packed with gleeful predictions of Democratic failures. And most especially when their predictions turn out to be dramatically wrong.
Such, thankfully, was the case with the loony rantings indulged in by Newt Gingrich, Glenn [...]
Republican Road To Remedial Math and More
Posted on 30 March 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (0) | Tags: 60 Minutes, AP, Budget, Bush, CBS, Cheney, Deadlines, economy, Gallows Humor, GOP, Interview, Laughter, Media, memes, News Conference, obama, PR, press conference, Punch Drunk, Remedial Math, Republicans Humor, Ron Fournier, Steve Kroft, Teleprompter, television
by Madeleine Begun Kane
I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed the House Republicans’ number-free budget. And I’m looking forward to the expanded version they’ve promised for next week — the one that won’t have any letters in it either.
Republican Road To Remedial Math (Limerick)
The purported Republican budget
Has no numbers, so how can we judge it?
There’s no dollars or sense
In [...]
Obvious Solution to Global Banking Crisis
Posted on 15 February 2009 by Denis G Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: $16 billion dollar asset bank in trouble disappeared ov, 1991, a very nice man thrown into cesspit, anything but business as normal, applying for Census 2010 positions, bank President John Porta, brutal, by Monday all sold to then healthy 1st Union Corporatio, cannot find one person in any sector of today’s Wall St, change we can all believe in, Citi or BofA, clean it up and end the con game once and for all, Congressional committee members gave CEO’s of the 8 tax, continue to do the same thing over and over again and e, deep liquidity crisis, done before, FDIC eventually made record $200 million dollar profit, FDIC/Comptroller of the Currency bank take-over, Florida’s oldest bank, Follow through, Get in and out of the business quickly, get rid of all those indispensable bankers, grow a pair of solid brass ones, he was “very very annoyed” with the executives of RBS a, hire back some out-of-work-through-no-fault-of-their-ow, innovating for 30-years with technology, intervention, looking so contrite last week, Mid to low-level managers actually running something th, no executive buyouts, no golden parachutes, No one lost a cent on their deposits, not a big enough fish to use the “we’re too big to let, nothing changed, obama, obvious solution to global banking crisis, Officers and managers at the top, padlocked the doors, painless to depositors and those receiving loans, President Obama’s internal ‘Bay of Pigs’ moment, problem solved, protect depositors and clients, put white collar crime special prosecutors on the case, risk one side of the street (the investment bankers) wi, same dolts who got us into the mess are the ones that a, Seamless and with ruthless efficiency, see how quickly it all turns around, seen standing in the same unemployment benefits applica, seize all eight of the pretenders, shown the door immediately, some assets being sold to Sun Bank, South African banking system due diligence, Southeast Banking Corporation of Miami, Start it all over under with a brightly painted sign, stock valuations not that much greater in today’s dolla, stockholder equity was poof wiped out, Summers, swift, take them all down, Take them over!, taxpayers get our TARP and TARF money back, team of examiners on the premises, textbook definition of insanity, the model and standard everyone wants to copy, the wolf back under control, there is no fear, they take identity security and lending standards serio, thumb their noses at everyone else because they have bo, Thursday night the FDIC swooped in, time for the FDIC and Treasury to step up, time for tough love on Wall Street, UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, very real and arrogant banking oligarchy in both the UK, waiting for Geithner, WaPo depositors and loan clients saw the same thing, Why is theirs the only banking system in the world stil, why listen to whining about a “talent and brain drain”, Wipe out the shareholders, witnessed first in Miami, “under new management”
It’s been done before, an FDIC/Comptroller of the Currency (or similar insurance or governmental institution elsewhere) bank take-over. I witnessed my first in Miami in 1991 when a former employer in the mid 80’s, Southeast Banking Corporation of Miami, then Florida’s oldest bank, had a deep liquidity crisis.
It was a swift, brutal, painless to depositors [...]
T-Minus 1-Day to Regime Change
Posted on 19 January 2009 by Denis G Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: Bush countdown calendar, FOX, Inauguration, McCain, obama
By Denis Campbell
The Bush countdown calendar’s down to its last sheet. 385 pages gone. It’s been almost 2-years since that freezing day Obama announced his candidacy on the Illinois Statehouse steps. We are more than halfway through a positively giddy festival of a celebration weekend. Thousands are milling about the Washington DC Mall just wanting [...]
Shrewdness, Thy Name is Barack
Posted on 16 January 2009 by Denis G Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: a highly respected US Constitutional law scholar, Addington, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, already learned to let others around him do the heavy p, Ashcroft, asked definitively by Chairman Patrick Leahy if waterbo, asserting that there is no ambiguity here, astonishing bit of testimony, Attorney General designate Eric Holder’s confirmation h, Bush, cement his legacy as a bipartisan maverick, Cheney, complete hurricane thinking he will do nothing, Conspicuously absent from the invitation list, could fill as a result, Denis Campbell, don’t plan on any international travel gentlemen, end partisan gridlock, Feith, for anything and anyone related to any torture inquiry, former running mate, General Pinochet about his trip to a London hospital en, Genius, Gonzalez, he replied “yes, headline Lamey Whinehouse, his Administration “would not conduct torture”, his silence misdirects the left, honoured at a dinner tonight hosted by Barack Obama, introduced by his longtime Senate friend and colleague, Jail cells, John Stewart, Jonathan Turley, keeps your hands clean, letting others carry the torture debate so he can hones, Libby, many in the media pundit pack assume his Administration, many more to come, marginalises, may go freely within the borders of the USA, McCain, Monday’s news out of Washington contains a long list of, MSNBC commentator, Mukasey, not directly answering questions about Bush Administrat, not tainted John McCain, obama, on video tape saying they did authorise torture, POTUS after 3-years in the Senate without making shrewd, public pronouncements now seem a clever smokescreen, public self-destruction, pursue torturers and granting them no safe haven from i, reached across the aisle, reiterated his determination to sign an executive order, Rumsfeld, Sarah how can we miss you if you won’t go away?, separating John McCain’s political legacy from the ‘Was, Shrewdness Thy Name is Barack, The chief legal officer of the USA is on record saying, The Daily Show, The Hague, the highest in the land “get out of jail free” card the, they have no choice but to prosecute, They will open the door, three previous Attorneys General (Mukasey – the current, Torture is a globally recognised war crime, unequivocal claim two days, US key signatory to several treaties, very public snub by President-elect Obama, very shrewd move Barry, waiting for the political wind to gather enough steam, waterboarding is torture”
By Denis Campbell
One does not become POTUS after 3-years in the Senate without making shrewd moves. These two are genius: separating John McCain’s political legacy from the ‘Wasilla Hillbilly’ and letting others carry the torture debate so he can honestly say he has no choice but to pursue prosecution of highest Bush officials for war [...]
Inauguration News Round-up
Posted on 08 January 2009 by Denis G Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: 110-room mansion, a youth ball, Australian Prime Minister John Howard, bestowed by (hopefully sober at the time) parents, Blair House, Blair House five days before the inauguration, D.C., Denis Campbell, drama before his inaugural address, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush, has its own gym, hastily arranged to give the excuse legs, Hay-Adams hotel, home states of Hawaii and Illinois, homophobic Pastor Rick opening the show, host 5 regional balls, house was not booked, Inauguration News Round-up, James Earl Carter, Joe Biden will host balls for Pennsylvania and Delaware, made available a gym at a base in Washington for Obama, National Urban League and Washington's Joint Center for, No one chooses their middle name, obama, only time anyone hears it spoken aloud is to the guffaw, president's "service", Richard Millhouse Nixon, Ronald Wilson Reagan, Sasha and Melia could attend the first days of Sidwell, Stafford Foundation spends $1 million dollars to bring, Stafford is a Fairfax County resident who heads a techn, television ratings should hold, The Inauguration Committee announced a first-ever Neigh, The Marine Corps, the White House publicly thumbed its nose at the Obamas, There is no requirement he say ‘it’, tickets issued to local DC residents, traditional pre-inaugural residence of Presidents, Twitter from Rachel Maddow, used their full middle names, Virginia businessman Earl W. Stafford announced the sta, Washington, Washington press corp, White House, will the name Hussein be uttered during the oath of off, William Jefferson Clinton
By Denis Campbell
No one chooses their middle name, it’s bestowed by (hopefully sober at the time) parents. The only time anyone even hears it spoken aloud is to the guffaws of fellow classmates during high school graduation. History is working against Barack Hussein Obama and creating an off-the-silly-meter story.
There is no requirement he say ‘it.’ [...]
UK Progressive Your Obama Inaugural HQ
Posted on 05 January 2009 by Denis G Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: 132 room mansion, 1600 Pennsylvania Avanue, Barack Obama Inaugural, five hour makeover, Inauguration, January 20, obama
By Denis Campbell
“I told Marshall that no matter how long he lives, there will never be another day in American history quite like the day Barack Obama is inaugurated.” These were the words of our friend Charley James’ pal Susan in Washington whose 17-year old son is coming home from university for the occasion. “Without [...]






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