by Madeleine Begun Kane
Hannity Insanity
Few people are better at creating a Krauthammer-lauded “alternate reality” than Fox’s Sean Hannity. Columnist Dick Polman provides an excellent example:
On his Fox show one week ago, Sean Hannity told his credulous fans that President Obama had made a deliberate effort during his Cairo speech “to give 9/11 sympathizers a voice [...]
The Week+ in Political Limericks
Posted on 16 June 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (0) | Tags: 9/11 Sympathizers, Al Qaeda, Alternate Reality, Automobiles, bankruptcy, Bilingual Education, Blame, Cars, democrats, Dick Polman, economy, Finance, FOX News, General Motors, GM, GOP, Immigrants, Judiciary Satire, Krauthammer, Latina, Law Satire, Leonard Bernstein, lies, Liz Cheney, Maria, Mark Krikorian, Media, Media Lies, Mike Huckabee, money, Names, National Review, news, Newt Gingrich, obama, Obama Nominees, Pronunciation, racism, Republicans Humor, Sean Hannity, smears, Song Parody, Sonia Sotomayor, Speaker, Supreme Court, Talk Show Hosts, Terrorism, Twitter, Values
Facebook and Stacey vs. Nathaniel’s Restaurant
Posted on 24 May 2009 by Denis Campbell | Comments (3) | Tags: archetypal battle, Facebook, good vs. evil, gossip, group, in from the ledge, media firestorm, Nathaniels Restaurant, obama, Ontario, Owen Sound, prurient interests, Stacey Fernall, Toronto
Reprise from June, 2008 on The power of Facebook, Twitter and Social Media
My Toronto friend Lisa sent one of many Facebook invitations that cross my desk to a group called Re-instate Stacey Fearnall Now!! I normally bin them because I learn too much about my Facebook “friends” – Do You have a Higher Movie IQ than Dave? Noooo… I don’t care to know that and [...]
The Week in Political Limericks
Posted on 15 May 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (0) | Tags: Activist Judge, Cheney, CIA, Congress Humor, democrats, Empathy. Republicans, Employment, Feigned Outrage, GOP, Interrogation, Judges, Law Satire, liars, Lieberman, lies, Limbaugh, Mad Kane’s Political Madness, Madeleine Begun Kane, MadKane, Media, Michael Steele, Nancy Pelosi, obama, Orrin Hatch, Pete Sessions, radio, Rebranding, Republican Rebranding, Republicans Humor, Stocks, Supreme Court, Talk Shows, texas, torture, TV
by Madeleine Begun Kane
My Homage To Feigned Outrage
May 14th, 2009
Republicans (and Joe Lieberman) have been staging yet another temper tantrum. What’s their grievance du jour? Speaker Nancy Pelosi said CIA leaders misled Congress about interrogation techniques.
The CIA’s under attack
By the Speaker who gave it a smack.
She accused it of lying.
The GOP’s crying:
She’s mean and must [...]
Is President Obama Content With 50% Solutions?
Posted on 10 May 2009 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: 50% solution, banks, correspondent's dinner, Duncan (Education), obama, President Obama, Sebelius, TARP
By Denis Campbell
I’m worried. Yes, President Obama rocked the correspondent’s dinner, has deftly aided in the demise of the Republican Party by producing a species threatening outbreak of ‘hoof in mouth’ disease and increased financial and diplomatic confidence around the globe. But what if, as our friend Charley James said, he’s content with only 50% [...]
Karl’s Roving Standards
Posted on 04 May 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (1) | Tags: Bush, David Souter, Hypocrisy, Judiciary Satire, Karl Rove, Madeleine Begun Kane, MadKane, obama, Republicans Humor, Sandra Day O’Connor, Sotomayor, Supreme Court
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Nothing brings out Republican hypocrisy like a nice, juicy U.S. Supreme Court vacancy. Take Karl Rove, for instance, on Obama’s potential nominees to replace Justice David Souter:
Karl Rove rails against the possible nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor because “her opinions…have been very liberal.” But when Sandra Day O’Connor retired, Rove said the [...]
TweetCast of Presidential News Conference
Posted on 30 April 2009 by Denis Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: 100 Days, Air America radio, Ana Marie Cox, News Conference, obama, Primetime Presser, The Daily Beast, Twitter
There will be no shortage of media analysis of last evening’s milestone Presidential Press Conference. A new phenomenon is the use of Twitter to fill-in the blanks behind the scene.
Ana Marie Cox http://www.twitter.com/anamariecox or simply @anamariecox for Twitter followers is National Correspondent for Air America Radio and contributor to both The Daily Beast and The [...]
Rudy’s Family Values and More Republican Hypocrisy
Posted on 22 April 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (0) | Tags: Annulments, Constitution, Dissent, divorce, family values, gay marriage, Giuliani Limerick, Madeleine Begun Kane, New York City, obama, Reagan Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Perry, Same Sex Marriage, Secession, Texas Humor, Treason
Two new limericks by Madeleine Begun Kane
Rudy’s Family Values
How to become a GOP family values champion:
1. Marry your cousin.
2. Pretend you didn’t know she was your cousin.
3. Get your lengthy marriage to your mystery-cousin-wife annulled.
4. Marry someone else, have kids, then cheat on your second wife very publicly and notoriously while you’re New York City mayor.
5. [...]
Dogged FOX Journalistic Truths
Posted on 16 April 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (0) | Tags: Bo, cable, First Dog, FOX, Gingrich, Glenn Beck, Journalism, Kennedy, Malia & Sasha, Media, obama, Portuguese Water Dog, Predictions, press, pundits, Richard Phillips, Somali Pirates, White House Dog
By Madeleine Begun Kane
(Two new, hysterically funny limericks from Mad Kane - Ed.)
Fox News “pundit” rants always look foolish, especially when they’re packed with gleeful predictions of Democratic failures. And most especially when their predictions turn out to be dramatically wrong.
Such, thankfully, was the case with the loony rantings indulged in by Newt Gingrich, Glenn [...]
Republican Road To Remedial Math and More
Posted on 30 March 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (0) | Tags: 60 Minutes, AP, Budget, Bush, CBS, Cheney, Deadlines, economy, Gallows Humor, GOP, Interview, Laughter, Media, memes, News Conference, obama, PR, press conference, Punch Drunk, Remedial Math, Republicans Humor, Ron Fournier, Steve Kroft, Teleprompter, television
by Madeleine Begun Kane
I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed the House Republicans’ number-free budget. And I’m looking forward to the expanded version they’ve promised for next week — the one that won’t have any letters in it either.
Republican Road To Remedial Math (Limerick)
The purported Republican budget
Has no numbers, so how can we judge it?
There’s no dollars or sense
In [...]
Obvious Solution to Global Banking Crisis
Posted on 15 February 2009 by Denis Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: $16 billion dollar asset bank in trouble disappeared ov, 1991, a very nice man thrown into cesspit, anything but business as normal, applying for Census 2010 positions, bank President John Porta, brutal, by Monday all sold to then healthy 1st Union Corporatio, cannot find one person in any sector of today’s Wall St, change we can all believe in, Citi or BofA, clean it up and end the con game once and for all, Congressional committee members gave CEO’s of the 8 tax, continue to do the same thing over and over again and e, deep liquidity crisis, done before, FDIC eventually made record $200 million dollar profit, FDIC/Comptroller of the Currency bank take-over, Florida’s oldest bank, Follow through, Get in and out of the business quickly, get rid of all those indispensable bankers, grow a pair of solid brass ones, he was “very very annoyed” with the executives of RBS a, hire back some out-of-work-through-no-fault-of-their-ow, innovating for 30-years with technology, intervention, looking so contrite last week, Mid to low-level managers actually running something th, no executive buyouts, no golden parachutes, No one lost a cent on their deposits, not a big enough fish to use the “we’re too big to let, nothing changed, obama, obvious solution to global banking crisis, Officers and managers at the top, padlocked the doors, painless to depositors and those receiving loans, President Obama’s internal ‘Bay of Pigs’ moment, problem solved, protect depositors and clients, put white collar crime special prosecutors on the case, risk one side of the street (the investment bankers) wi, same dolts who got us into the mess are the ones that a, Seamless and with ruthless efficiency, see how quickly it all turns around, seen standing in the same unemployment benefits applica, seize all eight of the pretenders, shown the door immediately, some assets being sold to Sun Bank, South African banking system due diligence, Southeast Banking Corporation of Miami, Start it all over under with a brightly painted sign, stock valuations not that much greater in today’s dolla, stockholder equity was poof wiped out, Summers, swift, take them all down, Take them over!, taxpayers get our TARP and TARF money back, team of examiners on the premises, textbook definition of insanity, the model and standard everyone wants to copy, the wolf back under control, there is no fear, they take identity security and lending standards serio, thumb their noses at everyone else because they have bo, Thursday night the FDIC swooped in, time for the FDIC and Treasury to step up, time for tough love on Wall Street, UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, very real and arrogant banking oligarchy in both the UK, waiting for Geithner, WaPo depositors and loan clients saw the same thing, Why is theirs the only banking system in the world stil, why listen to whining about a “talent and brain drain”, Wipe out the shareholders, witnessed first in Miami, “under new management”
It’s been done before, an FDIC/Comptroller of the Currency (or similar insurance or governmental institution elsewhere) bank take-over. I witnessed my first in Miami in 1991 when a former employer in the mid 80’s, Southeast Banking Corporation of Miami, then Florida’s oldest bank, had a deep liquidity crisis.
It was a swift, brutal, painless to depositors [...]

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