by Denis Campbell
Yesterday Amy Klobuchar won the over/under wager of before 04 July and the nearly 8-month long nightmare for Minnesota’s voters came to an end. For 237-days she served as Minnesota’s only Senator handling the work of both since the battle to see who won the 04 November 2008 election began with multiple recounts [...]
Minnesotan Nightmare Ends, Job Openings for Right Wing Hate Headline Writers
Posted on 01 July 2009 by Denis Campbell | Comments (1) | Tags: 237-days, Al Franken, Amy Klobuchar, Ann Coulter, Bill Bennett, Bill O’Reilly, Charles Krauthammer, Dick Morris, GOP USA, Governor Tim Pawlenty, Karl Rove, Michelle Malkin, Minnesota, Minnesota Supreme Court, RedState, Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Senator Franken, TN-Senator Fred Thompson, unanimous 5-0 ruling, USA Tea Parties, winner of the election, “actor/comedian”
Karl’s Roving Standards
Posted on 04 May 2009 by Madeleine Begun Kane | Comments (1) | Tags: Bush, David Souter, Hypocrisy, Judiciary Satire, Karl Rove, Madeleine Begun Kane, MadKane, obama, Republicans Humor, Sandra Day O’Connor, Sotomayor, Supreme Court
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Nothing brings out Republican hypocrisy like a nice, juicy U.S. Supreme Court vacancy. Take Karl Rove, for instance, on Obama’s potential nominees to replace Justice David Souter:
Karl Rove rails against the possible nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor because “her opinions…have been very liberal.” But when Sandra Day O’Connor retired, Rove said the [...]
The Party of Beavis and Butthead
Posted on 09 March 2009 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: B&B reunion tour, Beavis farted, bereft of leadership and direction, Bob Hebert, Butthead sniggered, Club for Growth, Coleman, coronation of Rush Limbaugh as party king Spectre, Country on Fire: Republicans Have Hangnail, cracking jokes about “Mormon crickets” and “beaver mana, George Herbert Hoover Bush, George Herbert Walker Bush, Heritage Foundation, Karl Rove, Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter series, managing the President to a 28% approval rating, MTV counter culture music television revolution, Newt Gingrich, Nobel laureate Paul Krugman, Obama will overturn the Federal funds ban for research, Obama’s downturn, Op-Ed piece, Party Unity My Ass, Phil Gramm, PUMAs, Republican Party, Republican’s playbook, Ronald Reagan, Rush’s CPAC sideshow, Saint John McCain, Snowe, stem cell research, The Party of Beavis and Butthead, tiny portion of the national budget — less than 1 perce, wigging out over earmarks
Beavis farted, Butthead sniggered, “eh-eh-eh-eh” (or was it the other way around?), and for years they were the signature act of MTV’s counter culture music television revolution. The ultimate rebel against your elders genre of the period and now many of the younger “leaders” of the GOP took its message literally. Today’s Republican Party is [...]
The 10 Worst People Of The Year; Wait, Actually There’s Only One
Posted on 31 December 2008 by Charley James | Comments (0) | Tags: (James) Dobson, Abdiqasim Salad Hassan, Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmed, Adan Mohamed Nuur Madobe, Bernie Madoff, Bill O’Reilly, Charley James, Dick Cheney destroyer of constitutional government and, Ehud Ohlmert, everyone responsible for creating i-anything, George W. Bush is both the worst person of the year and, George W. Bush The Worst Person of the Decade!, he wins the distinction by a landslide, I had to tear up the list, Ismail Haniyeh, it’s an honour he’s received every year since 2000, Karl Rove, Robert Mugabe the monster of Zimbabwe, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, The 10 Worst People Of The Year, the American Enterprise Institute, the last three presidents of Somalia, There’s only one worst person this year, Vin Diesel for still duping people into buying movie ti, Wait Actually There’s Only One
by Charley James
I detest the Top 10 lists sprouting up daily: Newspapers, magazines, television, cable, blogs, whatever. One acquaintance in New Mexico sent a mass e-mail to everyone in her Outlook directory asking each of us to submit our own Top 10 list of whatever we want to rank.
By December every year, these rankings appear [...]
Axis of Weasel
Posted on 29 October 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: Axis of Weasel, Clear Channel, competition, corporate pressure on their new chew-toy newsrooms, created a war propaganda machine, Denis Campbell, ditto-heads, electorate this year is taking this election very very, FCC, FCC appointees, FOX anchors, George Bush, Jerry Falwell, joke, Karl Rove, keep hands off the president and their advertising pals, Main Stream Media, most are not buying into it, MSM, obama, once a sacrosanct Great Chinese Wall between editorial, Pat Robertson, Rupert Murdoch, Rush Limbaugh, say they are unbiased with a straight face and yell at, Senator Phil Gramm, Sumner Redstone, systematically eliminated media accountability, the Administration, they want to make this big election about small things, using the public airwaves
by Denis Campbell
I’ve been angrily watching George Bush and Karl Rove lie with impunity. Living abroad for 10-years their FCC appointees systematically took decisions that eliminated media accountability, competition and created a war propaganda machine for the Administration using the public airwaves. A we saw in the financial crisis, a very few, very rich, white [...]
The GOP Must’ve Learned Lowering Expectations From A Master
Posted on 02 October 2008 by Charley James | Comments (0) | Tags: 18-year tenure as head coach, alumni association never clamoured for his head, Bloomberg’s Margaret Carlson, challenge Palin’s artful dodging, Charley James, college football’s mantra, country may applaud her ability to stand toe to toe wit, disenchanted grumblings inside the camp about her perfo, era where “win here today or go elsewhere tomorrow”, From 1954 through the 1971 season Warmath was head foot, GOP, Gwen Ifill will have her hands full, he knew it, hiding at John McCain’s Arizona estate, if she doesn’t belch on camera, Joe Biden, Karl Rove, Keith Olbermann, kept his job year-after-so-so-year, Lowering Expectations, McCain’s people are running a straight replay of Murray, MSNBC’s Countdown, Murray Warmath, never won a Bowl Game or a national championship, NewsHour’s Gwen Ifill will be more adept and forceful a, only thing that can change their candidate from a Tina, Politico, Sarah Palin, spent his time compiling a mediocre 65-57-4 record, the master of lowering expectations, Thursday’s debate, Warmath’s teams were never as bad as he predicted, won two Big Ten titles, world’s greatest expert on lowering expectations
by Charley James
No, it’s not Karl Rove. I’m speaking of Murray Warmath.
And who is Murray Warmath when he’s home? He happens to have been the world’s greatest expert on lowering expectations.
From 1954 through the 1971 season, Warmath was head football coach at the University of Minnesota. Although he won two Big Ten titles, mostly he [...]
Fiction is Better Than This Reality
Posted on 23 September 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: 1973, 1995 Srebrenica, a new White House, agendas, antithesis of cynicism, Better Than This Reality, chase my own higher angels, Close-Up program, crooks, Denis Campbell, Dutch UN Peacekeeping troops stood by, Elliott Richardson resigned, emotion, faith the truth would come out, Fiction, Fictional President Bartlett, fire the special prosecutor, freshman senator from Delaware, frog-marched out of the Oval Office, Gingrich Revolution, government as it should be, great writers and editorialists, happened in private, hotel newsstand, justice and accountability, Karl Rove, Kosovo massacre, liars, lobbyist for UBS, looting of the Treasury, Minister of Treasury Paulson, Minister-President Wim Kok, Mr. Phil Gram, Muslim men and boys, neither he nor Nixon would be gone because our own stan, no CNN, not the fodder of tabloid journalism or dramatic televi, our moral compass was thrown out with the trash, Pennsylvania, polls, President Nixon, pull puppet strings for Bush 43, read newspapers, Season 1 Episode 5, see moments here of pure inspiration, Senator Burke, Senator Heinz, Serbian troops statement of honour, slimy ads, something bad happens on my watch, speeches, spin, subway between the Capitol and Senate Office buildings, take personal responsibility, the buck stops here, The Netherlands, The West Wing, thieves, torrid affair with television’s Barbara Walters, truly focused on Country First as more than a slogan, two young kids from Massachusetts, Washington, Washington Post, Watergate, were no one else’s business, without a shred of dignity or decency, works for the Nigerians
by Denis Campbell
“What will be the next thing that challenges us? That makes us work harder and go farther? You know, when smallpox was eradicated, it was considered the single greatest humanitarian achievement of this century. Surely, we can do it again. As we did in the time when our eyes looked towards the heavens, [...]
National Masochism: Only Way To Explain Tight Presidential Poll Numbers
Posted on 22 September 2008 by Charley James | Comments (0) | Tags: Angler, Barton Gellman, Bill Clinton, bin Laden, Bush, Cheney and the Republicans took us to war against a cou, Cheney said. This is our due, Delay, deserved better than to be covered in horse shit by the, fix the looming crisis in Social Security, Fixing Social Security, George Bush, got busted in this slezy scam, gutting the Constitution, handed a large budget surplus by a Democratic president, hate Social Security Abramoff, Iranians, Iraq War, Isn't the punishment for treason hanging?, John Maynard Keynes, John McCain, Karl Rove, lied to, Majority Leader Dick Armey, National Masochism, peaceful protesters at the RNC in St. Paul are actually, Republicans came to Washington in 2000, Ronald Reagan, Saddam's evil scientists suitcase nuke, Saddam's family was al-Qaeda, Scooter Libby, See anyone swinging by their neck?, solid majority in both houses of Congress and on the Su, the whole K-Street crowd, they immediately ran up a gargantuan deficit. doubled t, Tight Presidential Race, unpatriotic PATRIOT Act, using the surplus to pay down the national debt, Valerie Plame, We won the mid-terms, you save deficit spending for a recession
by Charley James
I don’t understand.
Republicans came to Washington in 2000 with a solid majority in both houses of Congress and on the Supreme Court, allowing them to steal the presidency. If you ever wanted to know what a pure Republican Party government unhindered by Democrats or anyone else might look like, this was the moment.
After [...]
Jon Stewart Rips Television News
Posted on 26 August 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (2) | Tags: 24-hour cable news beast, 24-hour cable news networks, an appendage of the Republican Party, barbecue, biting satirical interview segments, calling them the most balanced network on air, campaign craziness, CNN, colors your vision of them so clearly and so profoundly, Comedy Central, Crossfire appearance, defend their ‘cozy’ relationship with the candidates, false sense of urgency, follow veins that have been mined, FOX, FOX News, gerbil wheels, John McCain's Arizona ranch, John Stewart, Karl Rove, MSNBC, New York Times columnist David Brooks, off-the-record dinners with politicians, Oscars, Pew Research poll, razor sharp wit, regurgitate campaign spin, Rips Television News, slow-witted beast, The Daily Show, The HUffington Post, tongue-in-cheek, Tucker Carlson, University of Denver, you become part of that machinery, you get sucked into it
Yesterday at the University of Denver, Jon Stewart ripped the 24-hour cable news beast for the current campaign craziness. We’ve often chastised the media here for the 600 word newsfeed rip, place two opposing quotes, add an expert opinion and presto! News.
Jon has a history of trying to get news outlets to do their job [...]
The Race Card
Posted on 06 August 2008 by Denis Campbell | Comments (0) | Tags: 90-days, accepting the race premise, attack adverts, bar lowered, Battle of Baghdad, Berlin, black candidate, Brand Republican, Britney Spears, budget deficits on their watch, Bush, Bush Administration, campaign manager Dick Wadhams, campaign trail, celebrity-seeking antics, Cheney, clinton, Colorado Senate candidate Bob Schaffer, concrete evidence, convention in Minneapolis, daily tracking polls, decided to invade anyways, democrats, Democrats improve majority in the Senate, didn’t look like all those other guys on the dollar bil, fear, fell for the bait, Georgia Senator Max Cleland, Gingrich Revolution, give me a call, glam gals, gold bathroom fixtures were actually gold paint and und, high school class president, Internet only, Iran, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iraq, John Stewart, Karl Rove, lose more House seats, lost an arm and both legs in combat, McCain, Moses, NBC News anchor Brian Williams, net Democratic gain of 23+ seats, no WMD’s in Iraq, obama, overblown fears of Iranian military power, Paris Hilton, Presidential Palace, psycho-analysed piece of footage, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Ron Suskind, pundits jumped in, race card, racial stereotyping, racially charged spot, Republican, Saddam’s Palaces, son of former slaves. rise up and steal/sire the master, statistical tie, subliminal racial fear tactic, Swiftboating Season, Tennessee Congressman Harold Ford, The Daily Show, The One, unpatriotic, US Presidential race, US South, Victory Tower, Vietnam, we're going to shove a bunch of 30-second ads up his a-, within the margin of error
With 90-days to go, Swiftboating Season has begun in earnest as charges and counter-charges by each candidate’s camp of injecting race into the election turned the current US Presidential race into that of a popularity contest for high school class president. No. I must apologise. That characterisation demeans the thousands of young students who prepare [...]

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