by Charley James
Sarah Palin’s father, Chuck Heath, told the AP that Palin spent “the weekend going through her clothing” to determine what belongs to the Republican Party after it spent $150,000-plus on a wardrobe for the vice presidential nominee (and possible Senate candidate? -Ed).
“She was just frantically … trying to sort stuff out,” Heath reports. “That’s the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear and everything has to be accounted for.”
Uhm, has anyone bothered to ask why contributors to the Republican Party were buying underwear for Palin’s children?
Meanwhile, in Wasilla, hometown backers put aside their disappointment over her unsuccessful Veep bid to focus on really important issues. Jessica Steele, for one, can’t wait to see what Sarah Palin does next – with her hair.
“That’s something I want to talk to her about: What’s our vision for her hair?” says Steele, proprietor of the Beehive Beauty Shop and keeper of the governor’s Bee Gee’s era up-do since 2002.
This just about sums up Sarah’s depth and that of her campaign and friends. ‘Nuff said.
Play at home, amuse your friends. In the true spirit of March Madness brackets destroyed yesterday by Villanova and Kansas. Here is something to replace it.
I can understand her confusion and the time it’s taking her to sort this out. If anybody gave me $150,000 worth of clothes it would be only a matter of days before I lost track of which items were the new red leather jackets from Fifth Avenue and which were my old Marks & Spencer underpants. Wouldn’t mind betting she sends some wrong ones back. Easy mistake to make.