When will the Dems learn to that bringing a knife to gun fight is not very smart? When will they learn to play the refs better (the media) for the free ride John McCain continues to get whilst Obama supports the FISA bill only to catch the corporate thieves in criminal liability when elected and is then pilloried for changing his mind once?

As my friend columnist Charley James of the Political Curmudgeon says, “if John McCain keeps changing positions as quickly as he is doing, he’s going to look like Lynda Blair in The Exorcist.”

McCain (list compiled by Charley, Keith Olbermann of MSNBC and Steve Benan at The Carpetbagger Report) is below. Benan wrote “I’m beginning to think that maybe, just maybe, the criticism is taking root. Consider yesterday’s “Cafferty File” on CNN where Jack Cafferty notes some of McCain more glaring recent reversals, adding, ‘If John McCain doesn’t stop changing his position on the issues, he threatens to make John Kerry look like an amateur. In order for McCain to win in November, he has to appeal to both the traditional Republican base and to Independents. Dana Milbank in The Washington Post says that’s a delicate dance. And if McCain’s not careful, ‘he’s liable to break a hip.’ Of course, any doctor will tell you a broken hip can be very difficult to recover from.”

Shall we do the math?

Obama has one seeming change of position.

The McCain flips then flops:
-McCain supported the off-shore drilling moratorium; now he’s against it.
-McCain strongly opposes a windfall-tax on oil company profits. Three weeks earlier, he was perfectly comfortable with the idea.
-McCain thought Bush’s warrantless-wiretap program circumvented the law; now he believes the opposite.
-McCain defended “privatizing” Social Security. Now he says he’s against privatization though he actually still supports it.
-McCain wanted to change the Republican Party platform to protect abortion rights in cases of rape and incest. Now he doesn’t.
-McCain thought the estate tax was perfectly fair. Now he believes the opposite.
-McCain opposed indefinite detention of terrorist suspects. When the Supreme Court reached the same conclusion, he called it “one of the worst decisions in the history of this country.”
-McCain said he would “not impose a litmus test on any nominee.” He used to promise the opposite.
-McCain believes the telecoms should be forced to explain their role in the administration’s warrantless surveillance program as a condition for retroactive immunity. He used to believe the opposite.
-McCain supported storing spent nuclear fuel at Yucca mountain in Nevada. Now he believes the opposite.
-McCain supported moving “towards normalisation of relations” with Cuba. Now he believes the opposite.
-McCain believed the U.S. should engage in diplomacy with Hamas and Syria . Now he believes the opposite.
-McCain argued the NRA should not have a role in the Republican Party’s policy making. Now he believes the opposite.
-McCain supported his own lobbying-reform legislation from 1997. Now he doesn’t.
-McCain wanted political support from radical televangelists like John Hagee and Rod Parsley. Now he doesn’t.
-McCain supported the Lieberman-Warner bill to combat global warming. Now he doesn’t.
-McCain pledged in February 2008 that he would not, under any circumstances, raise taxes. Specifically, McCain was asked if he is a “‘read my lips’ candidate, no new taxes, no matter what?” referring to George H.W. Bush’s 1988 pledge. -“No new taxes,” McCain responded. Two weeks later, McCain said, “I’m not making a ‘read my lips’ statement, in that I will not raise taxes.”
-McCain is both for and against a “rogue state rollback” as a focus of his foreign policy vision.
-McCain says he considered and did not consider joining John Kerry’s Democratic ticket in 2004.
-In 1998, he championed raising cigarette taxes to fund programs to cut underage smoking, insisting that it would prevent illnesses and provide resources for public health programs. Now, McCain opposes a 61cent-per-pack tax increase, won’t commit to supporting a regulation bill he’s co-sponsoring, and has hired Philip Morris’ former lobbyist as his senior campaign adviser.
-McCain has changed his economic worldview on multiple occasions.
-McCain has changed his mind about a long-term U.S. military presence in Iraq on multiple occasions.
-McCain is both for and against attacking Barack Obama over his former pastor at his former church
-McCain believes Americans are both better off and worse off than they were before Bush took office.
-McCain is both for and against earmarks for Arizona.
-McCain believes his endorsement from radical televangelist John Hagee was both a good and a bad idea.
-McCain’s first mortgage plan was premised on the notion that homeowners facing foreclosure shouldn’t be “rewarded” for acting “irresponsibly.” His second mortgage plan took largely the opposite position.
-McCain vowed, if elected, to balance the federal budget by the end of his first term. Soon after, he decided he would no longer even try to reach that goal.
-McCain reversed course on prohibiting waterboarding.
-McCain used to champion the Law of the Sea convention, even volunteering to testify on the treaty’s behalf before a Senate committee. Now he opposes it.
-McCain was a co-sponsor of the DREAM Act, which would grant legal status to illegal immigrants’ kids who graduate from high school. Now he’s against it.
-McCain announced in February 2008 that he would vote against his own legislation.
-McCain sponsored legislation to require grassroots lobbying coalitions to reveal their financial donors. In 2007, after receiving “feedback” on the proposal, McCain told far-right activist groups that he opposes his own measure.
-McCain said before the war in Iraq, “We will win this conflict. We will win it easily.” Four years later, McCain said he knew all along that the war in Iraq war was “probably going to be long and hard and tough.”
-McCain said he was the “greatest critic” of Rumsfeld’s failed Iraq policy. In December 2003, McCain praised the same strategy as “a mission accomplished.” In March 2004, he said, “I’m confident we’re on the right course.” In December 2005, he said, “Overall, I think a year from now, we will have made a fair amount of progress if we stay the course.”
-McCain went from saying he would not support repeal of Roe v. Wade to saying the exact opposite.
-McCain went from saying gay marriage should be allowed, to saying gay marriage shouldn’t be allowed.
-McCain criticized TV preacher Jerry Falwell as “an agent of intolerance” in 2002, but then decided to cozy up to the man who said Americans “deserved” the 9/11 attacks.
-McCain used to oppose Bush’s tax cuts for the very wealthy, but he reversed course in February.
-On a related note, he said 2005 that he opposed the tax cuts because they were “too tilted to the wealthy.” By 2007, he denied ever having said this despite it having been recorded on video tape, and insisted he opposed the cuts because of increased government spending.
-In 2000, McCain accused Texas businessmen Sam and Charles Wyly of being corrupt, spending “dirty money” to help finance Bush’s presidential campaign. McCain not only filed a complaint against the Wylys for allegedly violating campaign finance law, he also lashed out at them publicly. In April, McCain reached out to the Wylys for support.
-McCain supported a major campaign-finance reform measure that bore his name. In June 2007, he abandoned his own legislation.
-McCain opposed a holiday to honour Martin Luther King, Jr., before he supported it.
-McCain was against presidential candidates campaigning at Bob Jones University before he was for it.
-McCain was anti-ethanol. Now he’s pro-ethanol.
-McCain was both for and against state promotion of the Confederate flag.
-McCain decided in 2000 that he didn’t want anything to do with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, believing he “would taint the image of the ‘Straight Talk Express.’” Kissinger is now the Honorary Co-Chair for his presidential campaign in New York.

Confronted with the inconsistencies in McCain’s record in March, the senator’s aides told The New York Times that the senator “has evolved rather than switched positions in his 25-year career.” I’m dizzy from so much (r)evolving.

So there’s your gun Democrats. Remember please now to point it away from your own foot. And Bill, get over yourself and onboard Obama’s bus and stop looking and behaving like a damned fool.

Because this time your wife and the party that stood by and watched you self-destruct will throw YOU under the bus.