by Monroe Anderson

Whether it’s Sarah Palin, Mitch McConnell, Jon Kyl, John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Mike Pence, Michael Steele or Rush Limbaugh, you can almost always count on Republican leadership to say something stupid.

In some cases–take Palin for example–the simple-minded statements come from an uniformed mind. In other cases–take Limbaugh this time–it’s a matter of fabrications, deceptions and out-right lies.

In the end it really doesn’t matter rather it’s an imbecile stuck on stupid or a madman on a misinformation mission: there are low-information Americans out there soaking it all up.  They all seem to be conservative and think they alone have ownership of all things American. Even so, I was shocked to find out how many Americans who call themselves Republicans know so little about so many things–or are just plain mad as a hatter.

And with that, I give you–

The 2010 Comprehensive Daily Kos/Research 2000 Poll of Self-Identified Republicans
OBAMA and AMERICA

Should Barack Obama be impeached, or not?

Yes 39%
No 32%
Not Sure 29%

For what? Who the heck knows. Who needs high crimes or misdemeanors when…

Do you think Barack Obama is a socialist?

Yes 63%
No 21%
Not Sure 16%

That’s the power of Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, after one year of relentlessly claiming Obama is the second coming of Lenin … and Hitler!

Do you believe Barack Obama was born in the United States, or not?

Yes 42%
No 36%
Not Sure 22%

We still have over a half of Republicans who don’t think Obama was born in the US or think it’s a matter open to debate.

Do you believe Barack Obama wants the terrorists to win?

Yes 24%
No 43%
Not Sure 33%

Not just a quarter of Republicans believe this ludicrous premise, but another third think it’s a matter open to debate. How do you negotiate with a party whose rank and file are that divorced from reality? And speaking of divorced from reality…

Do you believe ACORN stole the 2008 election?

Yes 21%
No 24%
Not Sure 55%

One in five Republicans think ACORN is so powerful as to magically make 10 million votes appear. Another55 are open to the theory. In other words, just 24 percent of Republicans have an even passing relationship with reality.

Do you believe Sarah Palin is more qualified to be President than Barack Obama?

Yes 53%
No 14%
Not Sure 33%

Sigh…

Do you believe Barack Obama is a racist who hates White people?

Yes 31%
No 36%
Not Sure 33%

I bet more people think Obama is racist, but were too afraid to tell a live operator the truth.

Do you believe your state should secede from the United States?

Yes 23%
No 58%
Not Sure 19%

42 percent of Republicans aren’t really patriotic. They pretend to love America only when they approve of the president. These traitors don’t believe in democracy, in our nation’s founding ideals, or in our flag. To them, those colors run. They are cowards.

Note, secession sentiment is MUCH stronger in the South than elsewhere — 33 percent want out, compared to just 52 percent who want to stay. In the Northeast, “just” 10 percent want out, in the Midwest, its 18 percent, and in the West, it’s 16 percent. Can we cram them all into the Texas Panhandle, create the state of Dumbfuckistan, and build a wall around them to keep them from coming into America illegally?

The comments following the polling numbers came with the Daily Kos report. To read more–and weep or laugh depending on your mood–click here.

I’m assuming the more extreme moronic thoughts belong to the Tea-baggers and wing-nuts. Other than that, what can I say? I could paraphrase Moma Gump with a “Stupid is as stupid thinks.” Or I could point out that this proves the current axiom “Garbage in, garbage out?”

But mainly it informs us that the GOP may not so much be the Party of No as it is the Party of Know Nothings.

Republished with the permission of Monroe Anderson